Entries Tagged as 'limerickdb'

Damn that owl!

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#389 + (95) - [X] LOLcats you might think are silly;
they’re in ur fridge, eatin’ ur chili.
But nothing is worse
or as blatantly terse
as that snowy owl asking, “O RLY?”

Mmmmm….cow.

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A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
“OMG, WTF, BBQ!”

It’s rhyme time!

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Thanks to Josh for linking me to a sweet new site.

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There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who said to his girl, “You’re a tight one.”
She replied, “Bless my soul,
You’re in the wrong hole;
There’s plenty of room in the right one.”