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Hey Crapheads!

We’re coming up on HCTF’s 2nd birthday and I wanted to get some feedback from you guys on what you wanted me to cook up this year for new features. Last year I re-themed the site and coded up the captioning tool as well as the  motiposter generator.

The poll (over on the right side of the site) has a bunch of options I had in mind but if you’ve got others please leave a comment below. I’ll close the voting in a couple of weeks so I can get started on the new features and finish them before December 9th.

Thanks,

~The Management

Hey Crapheads,

Sorry about the RSS feed not showing the images. Aparently Google Reader was somehow able to show the images but other RSS readers were getting the shaft. I’ve fixed the feed and everybody should be able to see the images now. If you can’t please shoot a comment in this post and let me know. Thanks and have a kick-ass weekend.

~Rob

Chief Craphead and purveor of the funny

Hey Crapheads!

I’m super stoked to announce the launch of a new mini-site for HCTF: That’s what SHE said (TWSS). If you ever have a double entendre moment (if you don’t know what that is…GOOGLE IT YOU FOOL) then head on over to TWSS and post it up.

Each day I’ll choose from the top user voted entries and post them to the main page. The entries which are promoted to the main page also get published to the TWSS Twitter feed and to HCTF. When your entry is promoted a magic fairy will appear and grant you three wishes. Seriously.

So swing on over and show us share your goods with us. That’s what she said.

~Rob

p.s.

If you haven’t a clue what “That’s what she said” moments are then check out the master of “TWSS” in action.

Hey Crapheads,

Sorry for the double post but I also just added a widget to the sidebar that shows all my latest “tweets” (that term is so f’ing lame) in case you aren’t already following me on Twitter (tsk tsk). Every once and a while I post up links to stuff that doesn’t make it on the site or re-broadcast other peoples funny shit. Of course, you get all my lame ass personal updates too but hey, I was voted* in the Forbes “Top-1024 guys to have a beer with” and you should be all over that!

We now resume our regularly scheduled lolcakes.

~Rob

*HCTF will not be responsible for the accuracy of any statements made by anyone…anytime…anywhere.

Hey Crapheads,

I wanted to draw your attention to the sidebar for just a sec. I changed the “top rated posts” widget to stop showing the top posts of “all time” and to instead show the top rated polls for the last 7 days. So don’t forget to take a quick second to give a rating to the posts and thanks!

~Rob

Hey Crapheads! I wanted to point you to the new Digg and Reddit buttons below each post. There used to be a cluster-fuck (yes, that’s a scientific term) of social bookmarking widgets that were rarely getting used.

not so subtle hint: you guys need to click on these more often
Unfortunately I also had to lower the main-page post count to 5 so that the site would load faster with these new buttons. If you guys can take the two seconds to digg an article that would help us get the site viewership over 1000 per day. And you know what happens when we hit that milestone…contest time!

HCTF Weekly Contest

I’m in the planning phase for this now. Basically HCTF is going to have a weekly image submission contest with a pretty AWESOME twist that I think you guys are going to totally love. The downside is that it’s going to take me a little time to code up. Awesomeness doesn’t come for free bitches

Image Captionator

In case you didn’t know it existed…go have fun first. OK, welcome back. Tonight I added dynamic font sizing for images that are a little too small for the font size I had coded up before. Now if you choose to title an image with something like “OMG, WTF BEE BEE QUEUE THIS SHIT IS CRAZEEE” it’ll fit. Granted, it’ll be crazy tiny but it’ll fit

Motiposter Generator

No changes here but I wanted to thank all you guys for sending in so many awesome submissions. Keep the funny shit coming, you guys rock.

Be Excellent,

~Rob – Chief Craphead and Purveyor of The Awesome