Entries Tagged as 'limerickdb'

Quite the barmaid…

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Posted on August 21st, 2008 by Rob

#93 + (430) - [X] On the chest of a barmaid at Yale
were tattooed the prices of ale,
and on her behind,
for the sake of the blind,
was the same information in Braille.

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Damn that owl!

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Posted on May 2nd, 2008 by Rob

#389 + (95) - [X] LOLcats you might think are silly;
they’re in ur fridge, eatin’ ur chili.
But nothing is worse
or as blatantly terse
as that snowy owl asking, “O RLY?”

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Mmmmm….cow.

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Posted on March 8th, 2008 by Rob

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A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
“OMG, WTF, BBQ!”

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It’s rhyme time!

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Posted on February 6th, 2008 by Rob

Thanks to Josh for linking me to a sweet new site.

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There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who said to his girl, “You’re a tight one.”
She replied, “Bless my soul,
You’re in the wrong hole;
There’s plenty of room in the right one.”

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