Holy crap that's funny!

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<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused

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coke420: Woo! Just reached lvl 60 on a 3rd character for WoW!
LexaDead: Great timing on that, I was just looking for a virgin to sacrifice.

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x-c0n: Dude I was so drunk last night.. apparently this girl said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered, “Simba”.

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<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between “I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..” and “I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..”

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<shortyz> call your isp
<shortyz> god help whoever has to help your sorry ass
<bette> how do i call internet explorer?

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<Bearsy> hehehe… you dont really NEED pants.. they’re just a nice to have
<rik0> i only have them for the pockets

I know 1/2 of you won’t get this but for the other half this is loltacular

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<Hypr> i heard theres a mexican equvalent of warez called juarez