Entries Tagged as 'bash.org'

BRB…got a mission.

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#9045 +(404)- [X]

<DogDiggity> I’ve worked here for 5 years.. might get laid off tommorow and have never jerked off in the bathroom here… BRB got a mission.

Dildos - FTW!

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#46129 +(230)- [X]

<darknation> wtf
<darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on amazon.com with my username

Fertility Test Results

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#31939 +(376)- [X]

<pleb> hey how long does it take to get back the results from a fertility test?
<Ouroboros> Do you have a girlfriend?
<pleb> yeah
<Ouroboros> 9 months.

Ooops…wrong window!

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#38 +(3436)- [X]

<Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<Relevant> Oops wrong window.

Ha!

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#48959 +(83)- [X]

<SiZZuRp> bend over and spell run

The proper operating procedure

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#221661 +(543)- [X]

<RazielHex> Whaddya do if you see a friend’s picture in a porn site?
<Yamatto> you link us for a start.

Geek Humor

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#130643 +(271)- [X]

AyaMonhu: http://women.kde.org/
AyaMonhu: :D
roovis: wtf?!
roovis: oh SHEESH
AyaMonhu: LOL
roovis: kde for women.
roovis: is it strong enough for a man but php balanced for a woman?

Screwed

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#128584 +(805)- [X]

<[Ci]XeneX> Hahahahaha.
<[Ci]XeneX> I forgot my password for my Barrysworld Subscriber Private FTP access, and it says I have to answer the secret question..
<Lenin> What’s the secret question?
<[Ci]XeneX> Password Reminder Question: What is my password for this site?

/quit

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#89997 +(1321)- [X]

<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /hop got off, who’s still on the boat?
* nipple_frog has quit IRC

Smiling in his grave

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#23342 +(334)- [X]

<[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum
<[SAD]Kuja> i hope you fucking choke you asshole
<[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that
<[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ??
<pain> no. I would be dead.